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JIM MESKIMEN – The Voice Has It !

In art films, audio books, indy films on February 9, 2010 at 3:01 am

JIM MESKIMEN
www.appliedsilliness.com
Ron Howard Films
Multiple Animated Series
Lots of Video Games
Director of Galaxy Press Audiobooks
JibJab primary voice
Expert Impressionist

1) What happens when you have a cold ? It’s rough! I don’t get a lot of colds, actually, which is a good thing. I will rinse out my nose with salty water with a touch of Listerine in it, the famous “Nasal-Pharyngial rinse” a chiropractor told me about once, but it can definitely change your sound. The best thing is to stay healthy. I once had to redo an audiobook section because it didn’t match, due to a slight cold.

2) How many ways do people misspell your name,Do you still answer ? I’m more used to people mispronouncing it. If someone says it right, I’m immediately suspicious. As the name was originally an alteration of MacSimmons, I don’t see that I have anything to be self-righteous about regarding spelling or pronunciation. The thing I notice is that when people do learn how to say it as I do, they enjoy saying it, especially with “Mister” in front of it; it’s apparently kind of fun to say “Mister Meskimen”… like Spongebob Squarepants, it has an amusing rhythm.

3) Are people surprised when putting your face with your characters ? I don’t think so, although lately as I have been doing a Morgan Freeman impression for the Leno show and others, that has a certain surprise factor. When I did the voices of George W. Bush, John Kerry, Bill Clinton, Arnold Swartzeneggar and a native american for the Uber-viral “This Land” for Jibjab, that I think was a surprise to people. As I am an admirer of Peter Sellers, I enjoy doing multiple characters, and creating the illusion that they are in conversation with one another, or singing to one another.

4) One Sentence Descriptions- Ron Howard: Directs like a great basketball coach. Great actor’s director.

Marion Ross It’s great to have a mom about whom 99% of strangers I meet say, “I love your mom”.

L.Ron Hubbard: What can I say? He saved my life, and we never even met. And what a writer!

Moon Bloodgood: According to IMDB she was born in 1975. Has taken all the “O’s” away from the acting community.

Amy Poehler, gracious, generous and funny actress who deserves her success.

5) Besides your perfect ‘Morgan Freeman’ impression,Whose your best ‘Other’ voice ? I guess I’d have to say Jack Nicholson. But I’ve done Robin Williams and of course a LOT of George W. Bush… I actually was flown to Paris to do narration on a film about Bush, a comedic documentary called “Being W.” That was about an hour of narration in character.

6) Touchy subject,Honestly do you prefer to be’ Seen and not heard’,Or’ Heard and not seen’ ? It depends on the project… I love vocal work because I can hide and create the whole character without limitations. But my absolute favorite is to improvise in front of a live audience.

7) Hear you’re going to PARIS,France soon,What other countries have you been to ? Favorites ? Why ? I love Spain. I studied classical painting techniques in Galicia in the early 80s and visited San Sebastian a few years ago. I love Madrid. But London is a favorite, too. I’d really like to live there sometime.

8) Is it ODD,That most people know you from Galaxy Press Audiobooks or the JibJab Internet cartoons ? Well, it might be odd, but it’s my life and my unusual skill set… since I was very familiar with the fiction of Hubbard, had worked for Galaxy many times and had lots of experience in animation, both as a designer and as a VO guy, it was a natural sort of assignment for me to be overall lead director of that series. I learned a lot, I can tell you. And the final product speaks for itself; we’ve gotten a few awards so far, and overall raves, even from competing publishers. The Jibjab connection came about thru an introduction to the Spiridellis brothers from my old school pal, Ken Hertz, who is a big entertainment lawyer out here. He represents them on some deals, and has a long friendship with me, so he thought it was a good match. That was a heckuva great call; since then we’ve done dozens of projects together. So, however people discover me thru the audiobooks or the funny Internet shorts, or whether they don’t ever discover me at all but just get some great entertainment, I don’t really care, as long as I get to be a part of the fun.
9) BEST traits of ‘Meskimo’ ? WORST traits of ‘Meskimo’? I’m very eager to work on new things and try new creative challenges… the flip side is, I’m less driven to see some things to completion. My wife calls me, “Mr. Start.”
10) Here’s that spot to impress,Say it,Jim,Say IT ! Well, I’d just like everyone to check out the Stories From the Golden Age audiobooks, go to www.goldenagestories.com and listen to samples, then go to my pet project promoting the books, Elbows On The Table, where you can see interviews of my character Lawrence Carpetburner, as he interviews fascinating characters from the stories themselves. Those are up at www.elbowsonthetable.com and are a ton of fun. Thanks for the opportunity!

SHERLOCK HOLMES ” Mockbuster Done Right !”

In low budget sci-fi, mockbusters, the asylum on February 3, 2010 at 3:48 am

Starring: Dominic Keating,Gareth David-Lloyd
Written by : Paul Bales
Directed by : Rachel Lee Goldenberg

A Movie well done & worth mentioning !
Cast and scenery seem perfect for story,Filmed in Wales.
Was really thrown off,When a RAPTOR was spied and then the plot twist “NICE” !
Must admit the DRAGON and BALLOON fought for my attention,Great fight sequence.
There is even a reference to IRONMAN or is it SPRING HEEL JACK…Loved this touch.
Watson again,Has the most to do and maybe its best,After wife banned me from watching TORCHWOOD !
To sum up,YES…This is entertainment,Like we havent seen in a great while.

JACQUI HOLLAND , She is Hot N’ Funny !

In exploitation, grindhouse, indy films, no budget horror, scream queens on February 1, 2010 at 4:20 pm

http://www.mshotnfunny.com/

Zombies & Assholes
18 Fingers Of Death
Each Time I Kill
The Indian
Beverly Wood
My Best Friend’s Girl
I-Phone App:
Pocket Ex Girlfriend

1) So,You skate,LOL ?
I wanted to join roller derby once..

2) Wanna be known as FUNNY or PRETTY ?
Is BRILLIANT BUT DYSLEXIC an option?..

3) Zombie or Asshole ?
Totally a zombie, you should see me on Clanopin.

4) One Sentence Descriptions ?
Doris Wishman put me in my first feature!
Dane Cook was great in Mr. Brooks.
James Lew is a kick-ass talent.
Erin Marie Hogan is totally hot, and I am happy to be working with her.
Linnea Quigley, okay had to do a little research but she could totally be a role model….

5) BEST of “HollanDaze Sauce” ON/OFF set ?
Eggs Benedict is good. Wait, I’m confused — are we talking about me? My best, I guess reverse cowgirl….

6)WORST of “HollanDaze Sauce ” ON/OFF set ?
During my menstrual cycle when I turn cartoonishly evil.

7)PLEASE explain your I-Phone Application…” Pocket Ex Girlfriend” ?
Okay, so there was this blockbuster app, called Pocket Girlfriend right… So, we spoofed it. Instead of saying things like “I love you baby”, my app says “The only thing that was big about you was your gut.” When you touch me on your screen, I bitch about my cramps. And, when I get really annoying you can mute me.. You can check out some of our other apps at HotNFunnyiphoneapps.com

8) Wanna talk about the ‘San Francisco Gift Fair ‘ ,And WHY you’re there ?
Sure, so I am going to San Fran to try and get Hotnfunny greeting cards/calenders/posters/iphone apps on the map. Hotnfunny.com has greeting cards for every occasion… There’s a line of “It’s Just Not Working Out Cards”, “Dude Cards”, and of course Hotnfunny Cards. Check it out at HotNFunny.com

9) Why are you so SHY,LOL ?
How did you know… I actually spent the first 13 years of my life being super shy. I would only talk to dogs at family functions. Personally I think I was a hermit in a past life…

10) So,Can the “HollanDaze Sauce” Pour some wisdom on her drooling fans ??
“The Universe doesn’t understand too high or too low.” (Really? Really? Is that what I’m gonna end this with?) Whoops guess so… Check out “Zombies And Assholes” coming soon.